QUOTES and UNQUOTES

1) Quote------An Apple a day will keep the Doctor away.

Un Quote------So if the Doctor is young and handsome,keep the apple away.

2) Quote------A Stitch in Time saves Nine.

Un Quote----- A stitch amiss saves Twine.

3)Quote------Outcome of the one day cricket match in Kolkata subsequent to the faulty
umpiring decision was exactly what I had predicted earlier.

Un Quote-----It ended in a 24 hour curfew in and around the place where it was played.

4)QUOTE------Atleast one day every month none travels without a railway ticket in the suburban trains in Kolkata.

Un Quote------It is a different matter that this always happens to be the 24th of every month which is a fixed date for the Eastern Railway staff to conduct Surprise Checks on Ticketless Travelling.


Quotes-----Anonymus-------Un Quotes-------BAIYU------ London------August 2010.